Fine, we will help you. You miserable slob. So here's the deal. Sign up with your PayPal account. Each month $500 will be charged to your account. We are offering this discounted price for our new losers. We will send you passes for events every weekend. No laundry passes, guaranteed. Your goal for the next month is to attend all these events, without nagging. And if you get a girl or a life in the process, well you are welcome!

We run a money aggregation service via PayPal whose primary purpose is to deplete your account. In return for value, of course. We partner with websites like Facebook, Eventbrite, Fandango and Tinder to find freaking awesome activities for your weekend. Also, this startup is the only thing keeping us out of rehab. So, think of our astronomical fees as charity.

Working day and night for your pleasure. Mostly nights. We are located in downtown San Francisco where each event is hand curated by one of our lovely Jennifers.