SUCKS TO BE YOU

Get Life Nauw
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How do I

Get A Life?

Fine, we will help you. You miserable slob. So here's the deal. Sign up with your PayPal account. Each month $500 will be charged to your account. We are offering this discounted price for our new losers. We will send you passes for events every weekend. No laundry passes, guaranteed. Your goal for the next month is to attend all these events, without nagging. And if you get a girl or a life in the process, well you are welcome!

See our works

Here are some

Weekends

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Start An Adventure

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These are

Our Services

We run a money aggregation service via PayPal whose primary purpose is to deplete your account. In return for value, of course. We partner with websites like Facebook, Eventbrite, Fandango and Tinder to find freaking awesome activities for your weekend. Also, this startup is the only thing keeping us out of rehab. So, think of our astronomical fees as charity.

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Here's your calendar for

February 2015

Random Weekdays
who cares?

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

| Connect with Eventbrite

5 Comedy Hack Day

6 CHD Presentation

7 CHD Theatre

| Connect with Tinder

12 Date with Trisha

13 Leave Trisha's place. Date with Lily

14 Leave Lily's place (Like a Boss)

| Connect with Facebook

19 Travel to Lake Tahoe

20 Skiing lessons

21 500ft Ski jump

| Get tickets with Fandango

26 Ruby Skye

27 Watch Skyfall, AMC

28 Paragliding

Get your life now! Checkout with

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This is our

Incredible Team

Working day and night for your pleasure. Mostly nights. We are located in downtown San Francisco where each event is hand curated by one of our lovely Jennifers.

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Jennifer Lawrence

Pizza Guy

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Jennifer Aniston

Ex-Employee

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Jennifer Lopez

Talent Acquisition

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Motivational Whisperer

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